If You’ve Ever Felt Lied To About Climate; You Were Right. Here’s Proof...

The Panic Was Never About Science. It Was About Control. And Now It’s Falling Apart.

Bill Gates Finally Admits the Obvious: Climate Change Won’t End Humanity.

You hear that sound? That’s the screeching of brakes on the Climate Doom Express as its longtime conductor, Mr. “Carbon Footprint While I Fly Private” himself, Bill Gates, just pulled the emergency cord.

After decades of terrorizing schoolchildren with melting polar bear cartoons and slapping climate guilt on every hamburger, Gates is suddenly pivoting. Says now the goal shouldn’t be stopping climate change. No, no. Now we should “prevent suffering,” especially in poor countries.

Really, Bill? That’s rich coming from the guy who helped funnel billions into solar panel subsidies while the global South sat in the dark literally and figuratively.

But wait, it gets better.

According to his new memo, climate change “won’t be the end of civilization.” Gee, thanks for the update, Nostradamus. You could’ve just asked any halfway sane meteorologist who wasn’t on the government payroll or collecting grants from “Green is the New God” NGOs.

And now he says; I’m not kidding, if he had to choose between eradicating malaria or letting the global temperature rise by 0.1 degrees, he’d let it rise.

Oh. So now we’re weighing tradeoffs. Where was that logic when you were funding documentaries about underwater cities by 2020? Where was that nuance when farmers were being punished for cow burps while tech bros bought carbon credits like baseball cards?

Let me put it plainly:

This was the biggest scam ever run on mankind.

They called it science, but it was theology — complete with High Priests, doomsday prophecies, and tithes in the form of your tax dollars. Question it? You were a heretic. Refuse to kneel? You were anti-science.

Greatest Hits of Climate Panic

Let’s rewind the tape for a minute and take a stroll through Climate Panic’s Hall of Fame:

• 2006: Al Gore tells us Manhattan will be underwater by 2015.

• 2007: The UN says we have “only 10 years” to avoid global catastrophe.

• 2013: Arctic sea ice predicted to disappear entirely. (Spoiler alert: it didn’t.)

• 2010: Snow becomes “a thing of the past,” according to British experts who apparently never looked out the window.

Meanwhile, every time the thermometer went up a degree in July, the media acted like Yellowstone was erupting. And every hurricane? A divine punishment from Mother Earth for your gas-powered lawn mower.

The Climate Church Collection Plate

Let’s talk money. The green gold rush.

How much of your money got torched in the name of “saving the planet”?

• Billions in subsidies to solar and wind companies that quietly vanished or got bailed out.

• Carbon credit scams that let rich polluters pay to sin — just like medieval indulgences, but with better branding.

• NGOs who raked in donation dollars while flying first class to tell third-world farmers to eat bugs.

And the results?

Higher utility bills. Jobs gutted in coal towns. Entire industries strangled by bureaucratic red tape.

But Gates, Gore, and their Silicon Valley green grifters got rich. Their stock went up while your lights flickered and your grocery bill ballooned.

Let Us Pray at the Altar of the Apocalypse

And speaking of High Priests, let’s not forget Al “Gorebasm” Gore.

The man couldn’t deliver a weather forecast without climaxing over rising sea levels. Every speech was a full-body shiver wrapped in a PowerPoint of doom. Charts that shot up like a rocket. Arrows dripping with climate despair. All of it drenched in self-importance and cherry-picked data that’d make a high school science teacher blush.

And what happened?

Absolutely none of it.

But did he apologize? Did he walk back the fear porn? Of course not. He just upgraded his jet, cashed another speaking fee, and blamed it all on “delayed tipping points.”

Then there’s Saint Greta, the teen prophet of panic.

This walking soundbite has been paraded across the globe to glower at world leaders while shrieking “How dare you!” like the Earth’s crankiest babysitter. No facts, no real proposals, just emotional blackmail in braids.

I’m still waiting for her to explain how banning plastic straws stops typhoons. Or how a girl raised in Sweden suddenly knows the intimate feelings of the Pacific Ocean. She wouldn’t know her ass from a thermometer, but there she is — Time’s Person of the Year, front row at the apocalypse circus.

Waiting for the Spin Cycle

What I’m really waiting for?

Their statements.

I want to hear Gore explain how his prophecy got downgraded to “mild inconvenience.” I want to hear Greta’s handlers script her a comeback when her entire movement just got pantsed by the very billionaire who funded half of it.

My guess? Media silence. They’re under strict narrative lockdown. Probably on 24-hour watch to make sure neither one commits ideological harakiri on live TV.

Meanwhile, in the Real World…

While the climate priests peddle panic, here’s what they ignore:

• China emits more carbon than the US and EU combined — not a peep.

• Forests in Africa are stripped bare for cooking fuel — crickets.

• Oceans choked with plastic from countries with zero waste regulation — nothing.

Because fixing those things requires real solutions. Not hashtags. Not performative guilt. Not taxpayer-funded climate consultants.

They ignore real environmental issues — water pollution, overfishing, soil depletion — because those don’t come with trendy photo ops or ESG investor decks.

A Simple Prayer for the Faithful

Let’s take a moment to honor their devotion with a little Church of Climate parody:

“Our Carbon, who art in molecules, hallowed be thy charts.
Thy sea levels rise, thy ice caps melt, on Earth as it is in Gore’s slides.
Give us this day our organic tofu, and forgive us our plastic bags,
As we forgive those who drive F-150s.
Lead us not into innovation, but deliver us from fossil fuels.
For thine is the guilt, the fear, and the green subsidies, forever and ever, Amen.”

In Conclusion: The Curtain Falls

Here’s the truth they don’t want you to hear:

• The models were bloated.

• The timelines were fiction.

• The “consensus” was manufactured.

• And the policies? Job-killing, freedom-smothering, logic-ignoring hot garbage.

And now, the architect of a lot of this madness is doing his little backpedal jig while pretending none of us remember what he said five minutes ago. As if we didn’t live through it. As if our kids didn’t come home from school crying about climate anxiety while he raked in returns on green-tech investments.

Bill, let me help you out: You don’t get to play savior and arsonist in the same lifetime.

You lit the fire. You sold the panic. You mocked the skeptics. And now that the narrative is slipping through your fingers, you’re trying to spin it like this was all part of the plan.

Let me tell you what was never part of the plan: making everyday people feel like villains for driving to work, heating their homes, or daring to say the weather’s always been a little nuts.

So yeah, you’re damn right people are waking up. And when this whole green Ponzi scheme finally comes crashing down, there better be some apologies. There better be some resignations. And there better be accountability for every dime wasted, every job lost, every kid terrorized, and every farmer forced out by nonsense regulations written by people who couldn’t grow mold in a Petri dish.

In the meantime?

Quit peeing on my leg and telling me it’s raining CO2.