Press 1 for English, 2 to Watch a Nation Collapse
How open borders, broken laws, and cowardly leaders are bankrupting America from the inside out.
Get Them Out. Now.
Let’s stop pretending we don’t know what the problem is.
Let’s stop tiptoeing around the elephant that crashed through the drywall, drank all the beer, stole the remote, and keeps asking for more free stuff.
I’m talking about illegal aliens. Not immigrants. Not dreamers. Not undocumented “neighbors just looking for a better life.” I’m talking about people who broke into a country and now demand to be treated like they built it.
We’ve got laws. We’ve got borders. And we’ve got politicians too cowardly to enforce either. So here we are. Broke, broken, and buried under a pile of our own bovine feces.
So no, it’s not “inhumane” to remove illegal aliens from our soil.
What’s inhumane is what’s happening to actual Americans while this clown show drags on.
Start with the roads. Ever try to file an insurance claim after getting rear-ended by someone with no license, no coverage, and no ID? Good luck with that. Our roads are full of uninsured drivers who shouldn’t even be here, let alone behind the wheel of a 4,000-pound missile. Meanwhile, your premiums keep climbing like a squirrel on meth. Why? Because you’re subsidizing chaos.
And housing? Don’t even start. We’ve got vets sleeping in tents while illegal squatters are put up in hotels with breakfast buffets. Cities are “out of room,” but only for you. Want to buy a house? Better have a six-figure income and a spare kidney to sell. Want to rent an apartment? Get in line behind twelve nonprofits waving federal vouchers like golden tickets to Willy Wonka’s Section 8 factory.
Meanwhile, every extra body in town means one less seat for your kid at school. Overcrowded classrooms. Underpaid teachers. English as a second, third, or fourth language. But sure, keep pretending this is sustainable. Because nothing screams “quality education” like turning Algebra II into a Babel tower.
I don’t know about you, but in America we speak English. We shouldn't be teaching English as a second language or having to press 1 to hear a recording in English. We shouldn't have to print government documents in 57 different languages. English is just fine, and if you don't like it, how about you either shut your mouth or leave — or better yet... go back where you came from!
Let’s swing by the ER while we’re at it. Feel like waiting six hours to get your kid’s broken arm looked at? Enjoy that. Because your local hospital is packed to the gills with walk-ins who don’t pay a dime and don’t speak a lick of English. But you? You better bring your insurance card, photo ID, and maybe a blood sample just to make an appointment.
And of course, the welfare tsunami. Free healthcare. Free housing. Food stamps. Utility assistance. Legal aid. Childcare. The whole buffet. And we, the taxpayers, are stuck with the check while our own elderly, disabled, and struggling families get crumbs. Welfare wasn’t designed for the world’s overflow. It was supposed to be a last resort for American citizens who fell on hard times, not a welcome package for border hoppers or politicians trying to get re-elected.