Screw You, Pay Me: The Official Motto of D.C. Bureaucrats
$236 Billion “Oops”: Why Government Incompetence Isn’t a Bug — It’s the Plan!
So here’s the thing about government fraud, waste, and taxpayer abuse…
It’s not rare.
It’s the damn business model.
What you read about the 2.8 million Medicaid double-dippers and the $14 billion in screw-you money? That’s not even the juicy part. That’s just the opening scene of a horror movie we’ve all been living in, only the soundtrack is bureaucrats humming while they burn your paycheck.
Let me give you just a tiny sampler platter of the insanity. These aren’t rumors. These are documented embarrassments. The kind of garbage that Trump, Musk, and DOGE started digging into — and the same kind of filth the Democrat Party and their band of spineless, pearl-clutching Republican co-stars are desperate to keep buried.
Because if the truth got out?
Heads would roll. Or at least they damn well should.
Here’s your appetizer course:
$236 billion in “improper payments” last year across federal programs. That’s not pennies. That’s enough to give every American adult a used car and still have gas money left over. But sure, tell me how we can’t afford border security.
HHS wasted $16.6 billion in just six months. That includes stuff like paying hospitals as if they’re nursing homes and pretending no one would notice. Spoiler: someone noticed. CMS shrugged.
USAID is out here playing woke Santa Claus.
$70K for a diversity musical in Ireland
$2.5 million on EV chargers in Vietnam
$1.5 million for “workplace DEI” in Serbia
And the punchline?
$47K for a transgender opera in Colombia.
We’re bankrupting your grandkids so Guatemalan nonprofits can promote gender fluidity while the Taliban uses U.S. irrigation tech to grow poppies.
Minnesota’s pandemic fraud circus: A group called Feeding Our Future pocketed $250 million by faking “90 million meals.” Spoiler: nobody ate. But those “meal site” bank accounts got fat.
Mississippi rerouted welfare funds to build a volleyball stadium. Why? Because Brett Favre wanted it. That’s not satire. That’s the system.
The Department of Defense? Failed audits for five years straight. Missing trillions. That’s with a T. But let’s keep acting like the Pentagon is too sacred to question.
And this is just the stuff we know about. Just what’s come up in public reports. The scraps that fell off the corruption buffet and landed where the watchdogs could sniff them.
So when Trump, Musk, or anyone with half a brain steps up and says “We’ve got a problem here,” guess what happens?
The screaming starts.
Like we’re dangling a rusty pair of bolt cutters over their sacred genitalia. Maybe there’s an idea who’s time has come? Whatdayathink?
You’d think we were threatening to neuter the entire Capitol Hill cocktail circuit.
Because let’s be clear — this isn’t just about power. It’s about money. It’s always about money. Control the budget, control the voters. Fund enough fake programs and you’ve got a permanent army of dependents and donors.
And when you try to stop it? Even slightly? Even with mild reforms?
Suddenly you’re the devil. Suddenly the media melts down. Suddenly the same people who couldn’t find Ukraine on a map are experts on how Medicaid is supposed to work in two states at once.
So yeah. Keep screaming, politicians. Wail like the privileged, panicked frauds you are. Because some of us are finally watching the books. And this time, we brought a red pen and a flamethrower.
Aren’t you tired of this already? Ask yourself, when is enough, enough?
Want more? Say the word.