They Broke the System. Then Blamed You for the Mess...

You're Not Crazy. The People Screaming About Fairness Own Three Homes.

The Story of Bernie Sanders, the biggest hypocrite on the Planet….

Let’s just say it. Bernie Sanders is a socialist jackhammer pounding away at the bedrock of American sanity. The man has the nerve to stand in front of Anderson Cooper, a human cardigan masquerading as a journalist, and declare war on oligarchy while sitting on three homes, a fat Senate pension, and enough hypocritical hot air to heat Vermont through February.

Anderson, of course, sat there like a wax figure at Madame Tussauds. Didn’t challenge a single word. Because when Bernie howls about billionaires, you’re supposed to nod like a bobblehead on a dashboard during an earthquake.

Bernie’s greatest hits included:

• Whining about Elon Musk giving money he earned to Trump, but staying silent when Kamala burned 1.5 billion dollars on a presidential campaign that made a wet sock look charismatic.

• Crying that billionaires have more money than half the country... as if that’s the problem and not the government robbing us blind and handing it out like Halloween candy to anyone who can cross a border or scream “equity.”

• Preaching about “income inequality” while sipping organic tea in his third home and pretending he’s still a man of the people. Spoiler: “the people” don’t live on a lakefront estate.

• And this gem: claiming Trump is leading an authoritarian charge because ICE dares to enforce the law. Meanwhile, street markets in NYC run by illegal immigrants selling stolen goods? Apparently that’s just cultural vibrancy now. Up is down. Left is right. Criminal is victim.

Then there’s the kicker. Bernie’s pearl-clutching over CNN possibly being bought by Larry Ellison. God forbid a media outlet not function as the DNC’s emotional support animal. Cooper looked like a man sweating through his makeup, terrified his days of protected softball interviews are numbered. Good. Let it burn.

And speaking of burn... Government shutdowns. These self-righteous, budget-blowing aristocrats shut the country down like it’s a casual long weekend. Here’s a fix: no backpay, no salary, no private jets, no perks while the government is closed. You break it, you pay for it. Don’t dump the fallout on the TSA agent, the nurse, or the guy delivering your Amazon box of organic almond flour.

What happened to that Boston Tea Party DNA? When did we trade muskets and grit for masks and compliance? We let these overpaid bureaucrats destroy the currency, tank the schools, open the borders, then spin around and ask for applause. And somehow we’re the extremists for saying stop.

No, Bernie. You don’t get to lecture anyone about fairness until you sell your third house, get a job in the private sector, and pay taxes like the rest of us. You and your fellow delusional clowns built this mess. So quit pretending you’re here to clean it up.

Now sit down, Comrade.

So here’s the final word:

Bernie Sanders isn’t a man of the people. He’s a performance piece. A walking contradiction in wrinkled slacks. He rails against billionaires while cashing government checks, hoarding real estate, and defending systems that reward incompetence with applause.

He says he hates oligarchy, but only when it’s not wearing a blue tie. He whines about Trump’s privately funded renovations but clapped like a seal when Obama blew nearly $400 million of taxpayer money on White House upgrades. He rants about injustice while actively propping up the very policies that cause the chaos he pretends to oppose.

The man is not a revolutionary. He’s a rerun. A 1980s USSR enthusiast stuck in a time loop, selling utopia with someone else’s wallet. And every time you question him, you’re told to shut up and feel guilty because fairness.

Enough

You don’t get to preach about justice while ignoring lawlessness. You don’t get to call others authoritarians while silencing dissent. And you sure as hell don’t get to be the champion of the working class from behind a gated lake house with a personal chef.

This country was built by people who threw tea in a harbor. We now elect people who spill truth down the drain and demand you pay for the plumbing.

We’re past tired. We’re awake.

And we’re not buying the Bernie Bullshit anymore.